A while back, I noticed something interesting in our local Red Box: a cover for a movie called Unanswered Prayers. It looked a little something like this:
The fine print described this as a movie executive-produced by Garth Brooks, and…based on his song of the same name.
To which I said: huzzah! At last, free from the shackles of wearisome scripts! No longer burdened by plots and words and things! And then I scribbled some notes on the back of a Wet-Nap, and sent it to The Rumpus, where Elissa Bassist kindly put it up. As Funny Women post #69, no less.
It’s not every day you see your name above the fold in an awesome place like The Rumpus. Right below the Old Spice guy! Excuse me while I preserve this moment for posterity.