Okay, so I recently mocked a Lifetime movie because it was based on a Garth Brooks song. We’ve all done it.
What we haven’t all done is made a big-budget feature film based on a board game. And not a board game with characters and rudimentary narrative. A board game about guessing the position of stuff you can’t see.
Behold, Battleship: The Movie.
This is the end, beautiful friends.